According to a verbal statement without any proof, eat.
Kill you, I won't say.
Beat your personal life can not take care of themselves!
I am Jesus, his son, coconut!
First love infinite good, just hang up early.
A momentary impulse, a descendant of the crisis!
My greatest weakness is that I'm a fault.
The man is so lazy that nothing is left.
I am not the same as you, because I am a person.
Waking is one thing, getting up is another.
The computer to play more, watching TV all want to fast forward.
The customer is not God, the customer is only.
Female base is hypocritical, shizuo is full of affection.
Bad guys need strength, scum need grade.
I can't find my love umbrella, I would rather get wet.
Human face, tree bark, wire pole to cement.
My spirit is good, I'm fine with me.
When men have money, they go bad.
What are you doing up so early? The nightclub is not open yet!
When I become a swan, or your eggs.
Put you in my heart of stone containing cherry small mouth.
Life is my mother's life, I must live.
I'm not a casual person, I'm not a man.
No things don't look for me, something more don't need to find me.
I so love you, you love me will die.
Spring is not called out, the real thing is done!
I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.
Is the night, thoughts have become so presumptuous.
I want to save money, to buy an automatic teller machine.
I am not the RMB, how can let everyone love me?
Life is proud to be happy, over Shanhaiguan is Zhao Benshan.
You're a real person, you really understand!
One of the greatest sorrow, is not willing to do his own.
If you ever sing the dawn, then also ask you to embrace Andy Lau.
Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
Were you born to be thrown into a second, but only caught?
Pay phone to take time, just know, my words so valuable.
Believe that you are a blind eye.
Life only come out of the beautiful, not so brilliant!
The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.
God said: do not forget the umbrella out, while I have to water the flowers.
The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.
There are many ways to destroy the friendship, the most complete one is to borrow money.
As a youth is like toilet paper, looking very much, with too few.
The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.
Life is a big market, people in which are sold to buy it.
Kong Zi said, the three men will be my wife. Choose their beautiful and marry the.
Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!
Everyone is a dreamer, when the dream is gone, only to home.
Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition, the result is a man went to the.
Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.
People lose weight minus waist, why you need to start from brain cells.
Please don't hold hands with you because I have black hair fluttering.
Most people only do three things: a lifetime of self deception, deceptive, be bullied.
Brother, brother, brother, exam nobuharu brother, never do homework, I do not fail the exam.
When you ask me to have dinner, then I'll go out and buy you a bag.
I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.
In the face of beauty: there is a danger to save, there is no danger to create a dangerous.
Do not say that you do not know me, just I do not know you, really love ah!
Close your eyes and imagine that you're slowly getting old together with you. Cry.。
When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!
Bad things too depressed without too much when you can not overdo sth. what did not.
I know that the world is a good feast, but, at least, I want to eat a good!
Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, when it's your home TV, one by one.
Every person was born with the original, but sadly, many people gradually became piracy
Ten years, but I do not know your heart is what the love let us can not guess it!
In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.
Your brain cramps, cerebellar knot, central nervous, I advise you or suicide.
The teacher finished the lesson: do not understand? I stretch: the teacher what class ah.
I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!
The stock market is a lot of experience of people get a lot of money, people get a lot of money to get a lot of experience.
Love is a kind of courtesy, narcissism is a kind of pride, love is a kind of style is not love is a kind of taste.
Indoorsman Indoorswoman standard: in bed with computer as the center, with long arms as the radius of taking goods activities.
I wish you a summer season: Pepsi Cola, Mirinda, Cola Ice Black Tea Wahaha, Coca-Cola.
My friends around me, you quickly became famous, so my memoirs can be sold.
Go to the examination room full collapse, see paper full of tears. Back to the things of the exam, the exam will not.
But the most humble feelings, the most cool thin but the people. Thank you for your smile, let me see your heart.
The little girl took me, said: big brother, flowers, see that you are the person.
Ask a question: why do birds faint love sit in on line? The best explanation is online to chat.
The snack bar head, throw away the mobile phone down, dry your eyes, don't torture yourself, girl you have a future.本文地址：qq搞笑英文签名/new/19024.html